Martha's Monster Make-up
   
                             
   Martha owned a fantastic jar of make-up cream. Just one
   little application and it'd transform your face into that of a
   hideous, slobbering beast, or bring festering boils and
   pustules to your limbs, or - well - just generally
   "monsterize" you. Let Martha show you:

    
    
   The effects weren't permanent, however, so lots of
   scrunging fun could be had, with all traces of hideousness
   disappearing in just a swift few minutes. Unless you
   were hideous to begin with, of course.

   In Monster Fun #1 we learn how Martha acquired her magic
   make-up. It seems her father worked as a caretaker at Mallet
   Horror Films studios (Mallet = Hammer - geddit?). He'd found
   the monstrous jar whilst cleaning out the dressing rooms and
   let Martha take it away. Of course, he didn't know about its
   monstrous capabilities, did he?

  

   And, my, what monsters we got. Martha had much malevolent
   fun morphing body parts into monsters - from toes, to hair.
   Ah, but what about long term prospects? - I mean, this wasn't
   exactly a High Street purchase. Had it been tested? Who knows
   what damage and degeneration she was building up for the future
   - for herself, as well as the unfortunate souls she would secretly
   apply the stuff to. Still, morality aside, this was a great strip
   drawn horribly well by the monster master, Ken Reid....